October 2009
6 posts
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NEIL PATRICK HARRIS!!!
Too Far - as seen from my sister
Me: Clone Owl would like to know why he got kicked under the couch
Jonathan: (although I cannot remember, I will insert probable response) because he's stupid
Me: Clone Owl wants to live in your house I do not understand why you treat him so.
Jonathan: I am sending him back through a portal (zoop).
Me: No, now I am sending him back.
And this continued until Jonathan cracked:
Jonathan: I have constructed a special portal that will destroy him if he tries to come through.
Me: (horrified) I send a Clone owl through ...
Jonathan: (he majes some aweful destruction noises)
Finally Jonathan gave in to allowing Clone Owl to stay, but with many things I pushed it too far.
Me: Clone Owl wants to know why you have not been feeding him seed-cakes?
Jonathan: (leaves the room)
Danielle: too far.
September 2009
24 posts
Yeah, I guess he was an influence
From the final chapter of Winnie the Pooh, by A.A. Miline
"What do you like doing best in the world, Pooh?" "Well," said Pooh, "what I like best?" and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called. And then ...
“A Sky of blue, a Sea of Green….”
– Yellow Submarine
Missing Pieces
There are a lot of things I miss….
Dairy products; I’m lactose intolerant…
My Drumset; I live in an apartment…
The Beatles; who doesn’t?
My TMNT action figures; I sold them ALL for $25 at a yard sale when I was 8
and a lot of things I didn’t expect to miss now that they are gone…..
All that to say, I’ve been doing some thinking, and that always...
I get by with a little help from my friends....
….or my wife in this case
I was sick this last weekend, and found myself in an interesting situation…
See, I’m married. Which, in this case, means that I have a loving wife who takes care of me, even when I’m acting like a big baby, and makes sure that I won’t die on her watch. This truly is an amazing set up. I mean, no matter how bad I am feeling she will try...
The perfect song...
sometimes all you need is just the right song, at just the right time, and everything starts to make sense…
I was driving to the grocery store tonight, and found myself listening to Strawberry Swing, by Coldplay. Not necessarily the words, but truly to the music and feelings it conveyed…There was singing, clapping, and release…
it was cathartic, it was good, it was...
“Purple Monkey Dishwasher…”
– the best way to ruin a good game of telephone…
“Not all people are complicated cookies…”
– wife to me…
“there are a lot of things I could say about my wife; and just about all of them...”
Please Don't.....
Wife: What's chat?
Me: It's where you put conversations online for the world to see.
Wife: Why would you put this chat online for the world to see???
Me: Intense boredom....
“I guess one of the biggest mistakes a person can make is to not be an active...”
August 2009
45 posts
Remastered Beatles catalog comes together, real... →
Excellent
Star Wars: In Concert!!! →
I Hope I Can Find An Excuse to See This…
Darker Motives
My Sister: I can't believe she is saying this to me...
Me: Well, why don't you tell her that you are (removed to due to obscene and bizarre content)???
My Sister: Are you trying to make all of my friends hate me?
Me: Only the stupid ones....
“Sometimes I wonder if the human race has a future….but then I go to work,...”
moviescore:
John Williams “The Last Battle”...
Many of Snow Leopard's refinements are subtle -... →
Really…Apple, subtle?
IGN's Ways to Fix NBC's "HEROES" →
If you ever liked Heroes, and wished that it didn’t suck like the black hole of creativity that it is now, read this. If anything it will make you laugh
Conversations in the dark
Family has never been one of my stronger suits; not because we never got along, but for many other different things. I’m crappy at keeping in touch and, unlike the rest of the world, seem to be okay with the fact that I don’t get to see them all that often. I don’t know if that makes me a bad son, but I know it’s got to get annoying. Worse fact is I hardly talk to mt...
“So do I list my check by ‘checks’ or by ‘cash,’ I really...”
– Customer from work….
Print Editions Of Entertainment Weekly To Include... →
Once again….Holy Crap!
OMG! They're Remaking YELLOW SUBMARINE →
Robert Zemeckis, 3D, Beatles…..(brain explodes)